1. krvsty:

    peacocks look like they speak french

    (Source: happybutts, via dutchster)

     

  2. missallegra:

    Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

    But I have a few extra points to give out

    500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

    *house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

    (via -iopenattheclose)

     
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  4. expired-in-1989:

    This is my favorite comic

    (Source: theodd1sout, via edlookssoperfect)

     
  5. (Source: martag02, via dutchster)

     
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  7. dottoraqn:

    College students.

    (Source: sabrinacaps, via edlookssoperfect)

     
  8. tohdaryl:

    "Edgar Allan Ho! "Based on this post

    I was listening to '21 Jump Street by Rye Rye & Esthero' while making this. 

    (via edlookssoperfect)

     

  9. sassyirony:

    y’know i wouldn’t be so mad about harry’s eyes not being green if they had at least had them matched with the mother’s i mean i understand that contacts bothered daniel BUT AT LEAST HAVE THE MOTHER’S EYES ALSO BE BLUE AND NOT BROWN OKAY BYE

     
  10. thatsnothowitworks:

    chongotheartist:

    100 daddies

    Not the turn I thought it was going to take.

    (via dutchster)

     
  11. This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

    (Source: ijessicalanglois, via dutchster)

     
  12. susemoji:

    glass-cases:

    So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

    that’s why storms are named after people

    (via dutchster)

     

  13. the skeleton war is slowly becoming a meme and I have to say I am extremely disappointed in all of you. this is incredibly disrespectful to the brave skeletons who are fighting for our lives and freedom

     

  14. crebit:

    blastortoise:

    crebit:

    i’m in friend love with all of you

    u gay

    macklemore didn’t die in a thrift shop for this

    (Source: aidn, via spiderswantcastotapdance)

     
  15. poyzn:

    Quick and simple lifehacks.

    (via grassspookierthantheotherside)