1. tentaclethearpist:

    its 20 fucking 13 can we stop pretending that online activism and general awareness campaigns “dont do anything” before i got on tumblr i was a racist sexist anti-feminist piece of garbage whos greatest understanding of any social issue was discrimination against white gay men and that trans people were “men trapped in womens bodies”

    obviously something fucking right is going on so why dont you stop being pessimistic little shits.

    (Source: sageruto, via dutchster)


  2. theblueboxiscoming:

    im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

    spiderman dances to the beat

    no matter what song
    ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

    (Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via starssearcher)


  3. Anonymous said: Could you defend your eating meat? Not in any way trying to start and argument even as a vegetarian, just think it would be interesting.


    I totally can’t. Eating meat is bad for your health, for the environment, and it’s cruel. The only defense I have is that it can be pretty difficult to not eat meat in American culture…that I was raised as a meat eater, and I really really like it. 

    Somehow this seems worse than coming up with some BS defense of my meat-eating about how humans having evolved as omnivores (we also evolved as hunter gatherers). But this is the truth…meat is bad and I eat it because it is often the best-tasting, simplest option.

  4. thisbedottie:

    I’m a little nervous about this video…

    Due to my public relationship I get a lot of girls messaging me confessing how much they aspire to have a relationship like mine. It’s fine and healthy to want a relationship but I would be proud if my presence on the internet meant that people were inspired to aim to get so much more out of life, we only have a short time here and I would love for you all to get the most out of it you can <3


    (via sassyirony)

  5. Fear of a Black Victim [credit]

    (Source: doomsday519, via mypocketshurt90)


  6. 221b-bitch-please-street:





    irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”

    irish isnt a language…

    Ith mo thóin



    (via stillshortinheels)


  7. mdthwomp:

    Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

    (via coachela)


  8. thevolutionofnerdy:


    no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

    I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

    (via spiderswantcastotapdance)


  9. penishole:


    when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

    i want to reblog this 100 times but i’ll just do it once

    (via spiderswantcastotapdance)

  10. alt-j:

    this cat looks like ron swanson

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via striptisete)

  11. (Source: emildeville, via ziggadabuzz)


  12. psychoticmist:

    if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

    (via dutchster)

  13. lkua:

    straight white men

    (Source: jazzrobot69, via cassastrophe)


  14. hellaoptile:

    you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

    (Source: stupidsexyganondorf, via sassyirony)

  15. thatdudeemu:

    Best scene

    (Source: orangeitnblack, via sassyirony)