1. "u wot mVIII"
    — roman era British saying. (via jethroq)

    (via pizza)

  2. (via g-iggle)


  3. johnegbort:

    uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

    (Source: kamukura-izuruu, via laughbitches)

  4. strategicboner:




    Seizure First Aid. 

    Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

    100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

    This is so important!

    Really good friend of mine from work back home had seizures a few times on the job. This is crucial information.

    (via pizza)

  7. sauronthenecromancer:



    ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because

    pew pew

    i fucking hate this website

    its 3am and there are tears streaming down my face because of this

    (via teenytigress)


  8. paranoid-anne-droid:

    FCKH8, PETA, and Femen are the holy trinity of bad representation of good causes.

    (via sassyirony)

  9. (Source: naydoh, via teenytigress)

  10. Vincent van Gogh, Starry Night [detail] (1889) 

    (Source: agapeemenee, via heeleying-intothe-sunset)

  12. (via snarg)

  13. starfleetrambo:

    comic © me

    satan © himself

    (via tayswifth)


  15. "haha and then what? :)"
    — straight white boy sexting proverb (via sweetbeatboxin4000)

    (Source: religiousdad, via pizza)