1. mathed-potatoes:

    englishproblems:

    An english major in math class

    In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts

    (via spikethewhovian)

     
  2. officialfrenchtoast:

    devothegod:

    frodothedodo:

    The greatest moment in the history of film

    you can almost hear it

    image

    (Source: baelor, via g-iggle)

     
  3. shithowdy:

    Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

    (Source: notalwaysright.com, via cormacshouseofhell)

     

  4. greelin:

    cyberuser:

    i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

    i think you’re still technically gay

    (Source: 1vm, via dutchster)

     
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  7. waeh-edsheeran:

    There are two types of people in the world:

    1) People who like Taylor Swift

    2) People who say they don’t like Taylor Swift but secretly do

    (via edlookssoperfect)

     

  8. hoekage:

    the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

    (via edlookssoperfect)

     

  9. laureldorel:

    I’m always frustrated that ed sheeran’s voice isn’t some sort of physical, tangible thing that I can envelop myself in forever it’s so warm and soothing and rich I don’t want it to be just a voice

    (via edlookssoperfect)

     

  10. "

    There will come a time when you want to cut off all your hair. Do it. Realise that the thing you want rid of doesn’t lie in the long curls that frame your face so perfectly. Live with short hair for a while. It’ll grow.

    You won’t always want to talk to people. That’s okay. When it’s late and you hear your friends talking in the next room, you don’t have to join them. You’re allowed your solitude. It makes company sweeter and it teaches you how to survive alone. You will need that skill.

    In the winter, you’ll believe that nothing will ever grow again. You’re wrong. Every year, London looks like it’s on its last legs, wheezing through those last cold days in March. Every year, spring comes like an explosion and the city shakes off its sleep.

    Mundane problems will get the better of you sometimes. Don’t worry. Try as you might, life cannot be an endless, beautiful, intense moment. Find comfort in money worries and late trains; they’re a welcome rest in between heartbreaks and breakdowns.

    People will call you a cynic, a wry smile on their faces. Pay them no mind. You alone know that you are capable of a love greater than anything they can comprehend. You alone know that you are not willing to sell your identity and respect to the first smirking halfwit to pass by. It is not cynicism. It is reverence for your own vast and fathomless heart, and it makes sense only to love someone who understands that and is awed by it.

    You will not always get what you want when you want it. Accept it. Your goals are not set in stone and you are not on a fixed trajectory. Sometimes, life will take its time and you will have to play the long, interminable game. Play it well and with as much grace as you can muster. Live at your own pace.

    At night, you will occasionally wake up afraid, wanting to die. Don’t give in. Night plays its tricks, but you are not so easily fooled. Your mind will play its tricks, too. It will make you believe that you’re not who you are, but you must not give in. You take a breath and you tell yourself that you are here. That you always were.

    "
    —  Practical Advice for Difficult Women (#20 - 9th December)

    (Source: psych-facts)

     
  11. awwww-cute:

    Got a puppy, this is all he does. Might be broken

    (via the-real-her-is-hidden)

     
  12. fooferdoodle:

    andrusi:

    well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is

    There is no escape

    (Source: royalteens, via yangkalah)

     

    1. Netflix: Are you still watching?
    2. Me: I stayed in tonight to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
     
  13. bewbin:

    "the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
    "dont patronize me Greg"

    (Source: awwww-cute, via g-iggle)

     

  14. sharpayevons:

    "At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

    (via g-iggle)